Every developer thinks or have thought their shit don't stink. If you think you have the best code, submit it to your peers for review. The results may surprise you. It doesn't matter if you've been working here for a day or ten years. Everyone's input is valuable. I don't care if you're the best damn programmer. If you ever pull rank or seniority on someone who is trying to help, even if it isn't necessarily valid or helpful, please have your resume ready to work elsewhere.
Every language is great and every language sucks in their own ways. We don't have time for a measuring contest. The only time a language debate should arise is for the goal of finding the right one for the project at hand. Comment your code. We don't have time to investigate what the structure and purpose of your code is when we need to extend upon it.
If you use someone else's work, give them the credit in your comments. Plagiarism will not be tolerated. If you use flash, you will be taken out back and shot. If you survive, you will be shot again. If you load jQuery for the sole purpose of writing a simple function, 6 applies. Unless it is an actual picture, there is little to no reason for not utilizing CSS.
That's what it's there for. If you are struggling with a task, reach out. While you should be able to work independently, it doesn't make sense to waste your time and everyone else's to not seek assistance when needed. I'm serious about 6 and 7. Don't do it. Interview with a candidate. In my mind: mh, probably I didn't understand right. Him: you create objects on the stack with the 'new' keyword and they get automatically released when no other object references them In my mind: wtf is this guy talking about?
Let's make him write some code, just to be sure Me: can you write a program that prints numbers from 1 to 10? Ten minutes and twenty mistakes later What is a template? Him: no idea Me: you wrote 'cout', why sometimes do I see 'std::cout' instead? What is 'std'? Answer: no idea, never heard of 'std' I think: on his resume he also said he is a Java expert. Let's see if he knows the difference between the two.
Otherwise, how does he run his code? One has a Virtual Machine, what about the other? How to properly have fun on a Saturday night: 1. Suddenly become deeply unsatisfied with current linux distro 2. Evaluate alternatives 3. Decide some change is needed but not too much: install fresh version of old distro 4. Once again, experience profound dissatisfaction 5.
Opt for radical change 6. Erase all linux partitions, form a super partition and install a new linux distro on it 7. Spend hours familiarising with the new distro 8. Spend more hours googling stuff and typing commands in the terminal 9. Download current devRant avatar, send it to the PC via Telegram and set it as user's avatar for the welcome screen Feel deeply satisfied Accidentally wake girlfriend up while trying to get to bed.
Get told off for staying up until 4am and for "being such a nerd". A Prefer base 10 for human-readable messages. Me: one zero Math teacher: wrong! So i gived to her my calculator in binary mode :- Me: check the answer. Here's a list of unpopular stuff which I agree with: 1 I love Java more than any other programming language.
I thrive the most during daylight. Tea is fine. Post yours. He raises the programming team's salary to redo the program from scratch. The typical devRanter 1. Uses dark theme of IDE and devRant app 2. Likes Arch based distros 4.
Hates facebook 6. Associate the morning with a cup of coffee 7. Can't do any job when there are no headphones 8. Every time googles git command to remove a local branch There are also of course a few new features like "go to bottom" in rants , and more to come. It's a very huge update, and unfortunately to move forward, improve the UI add Fluent Design and make it at the same level of new UWP apps, I was forced to drop the supported for these old Windows 10 builds: - Threshold 1 - Threshold 2 Too many incompatiblity issues with the new UI, and for 1 person with a lot of other commitments outside this project made for free, just for passion , it's impossible to work at 3 parallel versions of the same app.
I already done something like that during these 11 months every single of the 20 updates for v1 needed to be implemented a second time for v2. During the closed beta tests, thanks to the awesome testers who helped me way too much than I ever wished, I found out that there are already incompatiblity issues with Anniversary Update, which means that I will support two versions: 1 One for Creators Update and newer builds.
For this reason v2 public beta is out now for Creators Update and newer as regular update, and will be out in a near future can't say when also for the Anniversary Update. The users with older OS versions problem which on PC could be solved in days, just download updates can download only the v1.
If you have an older version on PC, update it, or enjoy v1. If you have Windows 10 Mobile, and because of Microsoft stupid policy, you can't update to Anniversary Update, enjoy v1. I hope it's enough clear why not everyone can receive the update today, or at all.
As always, dfox who is always available for help me with API implementations. And of course everyone of the closed beta testers, that reported bugs and precious suggestions some of them already implemented, others will arrive soon. If you find some bugs or you have feature suggestion, post it on the Issue Tracker on GitHub thanks in advance for your help!
I hope you will enjoy it! The Top 20 replies by programmers when their programs do not work: If programming languages where weapons C is an M1 Garand standard issue rifle, old but reliable. Perl is a molotov cocktail, it was probably useful once, but few people use it 4. Scala is a variant of the G Java, except the training manual is written in an incomprehensible dialect which many suspect is just gibberish.
Prolog is an AI weapon, you tell it what to do, which it does but then it also builds some terminators to go back in time and kill your mom All credits go to Vicky from damnet. Anyone looking for something interesting to do??? Step 1 understand how basic circuitry works on a bread board nothing too fancy.
Step 5 write a kernel with very basic features like memory management and process management and some drivers for IO Step 5 write an emulator for some simple systems.! Step 6 read about compiler theory and automata Step 7 write a basic Python interpreter that compiles not interpreter to native assembly. Step 8 implement TCP stack. Step 11 stop debating over tabs vs spaces , emacs vs vim , angular vs vue, php vs Python , OOps vs procedular vs functional just know about all of them and when to use but don't fucking debate over which one is superior..
Step 12 live happily and be healthy. The company I work for Has: 1. Outsourcing to India oof 4. No Automated Testing 5. Uses Bugnet ancient, outdated 6. No clearly defined code standards 7. No real documentation on the code 8. Rubbish code 9. No desire to reduce technical debt Poorly maintained DB Poor outdated equipment A useless PM Still priotizes IE support?? On a scale of 1 to 10 how fucked is this company and anything they develop?
Me on the train. A fucking 12 year old kid, fanboy of the iPhone X. He calls it "X" the letter. I bet he doesn't even know that it is a He seems like he is amazed by that. Like wtf? Guess what motherfucker you can use Bluetooth headphones even if you have a dedicated headphone jack. Oh would you please fuck yourself you fucking donkey. Not like those other phones". So can somebody kick this guy or I will do it myself Sry gone full AlexDeLarge here This is how my day has gone so far: 1.
In car, see advert about hackathon 2. Look it up, see tickets go on sale in 30mins 3. Read more about hackathon, apparently tickets go within minutes 4. Get tickets, print 5. Printer out of ink 6. Accidentally deleted ticket, can't reprint 7. No more tickets left so can't get another 8. Spend hours with data recovery tools 9. Remember recycle bin. Reprint ticket Cry Rant on devRant.
I'll go try to find some sample files and see if I can fix it. Wake up and find out I'm out of coffee, oh boy here we go. Bus leaves 10 minutes late, great gonna miss my train. Trains just don't wanna ride today, back in a bus I go, what's normally a 10 minute train travel is now a 90 minute bus ride. Arrive at internship, coffee machine is broke, non problem, I'll just lose it slowly. Alright, so I'm working on a CMS that can be used just about on any device you want, mobile or desktop, it's huge, billion's of rows of scientific data.
Very specific requirements and low error margins. Now, yesterday I was really enjoying myself here until today, Project manager walks in, comes to my desk and hands me a Samsung Gear S3, an Apple watch and some cheap knockoff. I mean, don't get me wrong, I like a challenge but it's just not right, I mean, I'm still not sure what the right way to handle tables on phones is, but smart watches, just no.
So after almost flipping my desk, I just called my school coach to announce I'm leaving this internship. After a brief explanation he decides to come over, and guess what, according to the Project Manager I wasn't supposed to do that, I was supposed to test if it would be possible. Is not user friendly. It is just user familiar. No error messages or notifications.
IE: No explanation needed. Design language: border-radius: 0! Isn't that a perfect idea. Tracking: Let's track everything of our users. What they get from that? Well they could get personalised ads on Bing. Isn't that a perfect model. Saw my uncle using Microsoft Edge today. Me: Uncle, you should use Chrome or Firefox. They are better. Uncle: Windows 10 showed a pop up few days back that chrome drains battery faster.
So I uninstalled chrome. Me: But Windows is fooling you to use its product. Edge is horrible and useless. Uncle: So you think you are smarter than Windows people? Are they idiots who designed this whole software? Microsoft u got 1 more Edge user. Enjoy, you lying and misleading company. Client : hey there is a minor change in the iOS app. Me : got it. Sending the build now. After 5 mins. Client: heh, few more UDIDs. Can you add them? Me : yep. After 10 mins.
Fuck css. As most of you already know, I'm a writer. I've noticed the similarities between writing and programming: 1. Tabs vs spaces. Both typically spend all their time with a single project. Unless you're a tea lover like me. Both typically have no life. Strict clients for programming and strict editors for writing. They're useful but everyone despises them. Programmers are angry at their code. Why won't you work? Why did you die?
War of the programs. For writers: MS word vs Google docs vs Libre office and etc. Online forums. Stack overflow and Writer's digest. All day long. These are only a few similarities. I've noticed a lot more than this. Client comes to me after a year to publish an update to his app.
I accept, start looking for my release key Found it. Fuuuuuuucccck what's the password? I can't remember Googled what to do if forgot password of keystore: Nope can't do shit other than brute Force. You've to forget your app and publish as a new app. I must have written it somewhere I'm sure. Check my password manager: Nope. Start brute forcing: Default pass: android.
Nope Name of app? Nope After 10 mins of brute forcing: Why would I not store the password in my password manager? The only reason I can think is the password is too stupid to be stored. Try "password". App signed successfully. I'm ashamed of 1 year older me xD. I'm a new developer.
Here is the top advice I've received: 0. Think like a programmer, outside of work too. Programming is tough. It takes a certain kind of mindset to sit in front of a monitor and think it through a problem till the end. Develop that mindset. Handwork pays. Do it for fun. Be exceptional. Money will follow. Care about the craft you build. Write such a beautiful code that your fellow devs would think about your code and have a nerdgasm. Simple is beautiful. Anybody can make things complex.
It takes a stroke of genius to make things simple. Write modular code. It makes your code reusable and easy to maintain. Future developers who will work on your piece of code will appreciate it. Share your knowledge. Unlike materialistic things, knowledge grows when you share it. Add comments. You think you'll remember why you wrote that piece of code that way or a clever hack you created but trust me, you won't. Be humble.
You'll never know everything. Don't hesitate to ask for help. Writing code is exciting! Of course there will be some frustrating moments. But don't give up! You'll miss a lot of fun. Do you know why my computer is so slow? What cellphone do you recommend me to buy? They always end up buying the cheapest 3. What do you do at work? Answer: "I create applications". Anything more complex than that is not going to be understood or they will loose interest 4. Something is wrong with the: [TV, Cellphone, microwave, etc.
Could you please take a look? Believe or not, if something works with electricoty, my family thinks I can fix it. Is it true that if I send this WhatsApp message to all my contacts I will have more options? I need to build an application that pretty much The Matrix , how much time do you need and how much would cost? Don't you dare to give me wrong numbers.
We have to see the future 7. Every time 8. I want to use the latest Front-End frameworks. I want to see all those beautiful animations in my page and that it runs smoothly I also need that it runs in IE 5. So, you have been working in the back end? If you don't have a screen to show to the client is like you didn't do anything in this sprint. Why haven't you built and million dollar application? Everybody is doing that right now Yep, those are only a few downsides of our profession if we count family, friends and even co-workers.
But I can't imagine myself doing anything else. We have a new developer working in our office. He is fairly new, which is understandable, so he asks for help regularly which I actually appreciate. This time however, he asked for help, and every step of the way argued it. He said he needed help making a small circle it's just an indicator on a table. I told him if there is a mat-icon it would be simple, but if not it would still be pretty simple with CSS. He argued that those two options seem messy.
I pointed out they are extremely clean actually, and showed him how it was only about 4 lines of css. He agreed it was pretty easy, and then went with a complicated way to have green or red. I let him know that was really trivial, and even gave him the exact code he needed for it at this point, he could have copy and pasted, adjusted the conditional to the name of his variable, and be done.
He proceeds to take 3 more days to complete this task, making a new component for a colored circle, using templates and nested css in the html, and hard coding the color as opposed to using the material colors we use site wide. And he felt my solution with fewer than 10 lines was messy. Submit my resume, get an email asking to schedule an interview 2. Schedule the interview 3. One day before the scheduled time, I get an email saying that the interview is being rescheduled to another time two days later no explanation for why they did this 4.
At , I call the company and ask whats going on. They apologize and say my interviewer will call me back as soon as he gets back from lunch. At I call them back. Apparently the guy who was suppose to interview me went home. I ask them wtf they are doing and if this is how they treat their employees. They said they would reschedule the interview and call me back once they did. No one calls. Never have I been so furious whilst at work as yesterday, I am still super pissed about going back today but knowing it's only for another few weeks makes it baerable.
So every now and then he decides to just work on a feature he is interested in- fair enough I guess. But everything I have to go and clean up his horrendous code. Everything he writes is an absolute joke, it's like he is constantly in Hackathon mode "let's just copy and paste some code here, hardcoded shit there and forgot about separation of code- it all goes in 1 file". So yesterday he added a application to the project and instead of reusing a shared data access layer he added an entirely new ORM, which is near identical to the existing ORM in use, for this one application.
Being anal about these things, the first thing I did was delete his shit and simply reference the shared library then refactor a little code to make it compatible. I stuck to my principals and explained both ORM's are similar and that we only needed one, the second would cause a fragmented codebase for no benefit whatsoever. The lead Dev was then forced to come and convince me to revert, again I refused and called out the shit quality of their code.
The battle raged on via the public slack group and I could hear colleagues enjoying the heated debate, new users even started joining the group just to get in on mine and the cto's difference of opinion. I even offered to fix his code for him if he were to commit it, obviously that was not taken well ;.
Once I finally got a luck at the cluster fuck of shit he had written it took me around 5 minutes to fix and I ever improved performance. Regardless he was having none of it. Still the demands to revert continued. I left the office steaming after long discussions with the lead Dev caught in the middle. Fortunately my day was salvages with a positive technical discussion that evening at a company with whome I had a job offer from.
I really hate burning bridges and have never left a company under bad terms but this dictator is making me look forward to breaking the news today I will be gone in 4 weeks. App ratings in a nutshell: This is by far the best app of the entire store! But it doesn't have X feature so I rated it with 1 star. You will get 5 if X is added! Everytime I start the app it crashes. I never fucking used the app itself, but just because I'm using an outdated system you only get 1 star.
Please fix I found a bug in the app and I do not tell you where the fuck it is located. Only 1 star for you Awesome app but please remove ads. This is completely free but I don't want the dev who spent 10 hours a day developing this app to make any form of profit. Day 1 am Login to email account Zimbra Your password is incorrect I entered it correctly, this was a permanent issue ,used to happen in the company with many employees Reset your password by logging into internal company portal.
U have emailed me the password to the same email I can't log in to? Where did the architecture designer get this top notch weed from? So they have 1 person managing the password reset, for people with no backup person. Day 5 Your internal company password has expired.
Check your email for link to create new password. This is some next level shit going on. Day 6 I called up Internal IT team to generate a new email for me. They asked me to raise a ticket. I can't raise a ticket because the only way to do so, is through the portal. Day 7 Nothing. Btw, personal email and all social networks were banned. You can't even open stackoverflow.
And this was a research lab, amazing huh? Day 8 Loss of pay for 4 days since I can't login to company portal to fill timesheet. Day 9 HR comes back. Resets my password. I try to generate my new password for portal.
How long do u think its gonna take to crack that? Fuckers had a company wise policy to automatically lock PC every 1 min if not used. Who the fuck can keep on using it continuously! I'm reading an article, and bam! Fuckers really didn't want to let me do my job, just keep on logging in all day.
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Thank you for using HRMC online. We value your feedback. Please stand outside your back door any howl a number between 1 and 10 at the moon. Can confirm. It is really like this. God dammit, my ISP fucked up. I live in the central of a average city and we got 18 Appartements here with a banque and a wellness shop underneath.
There is a new shop under our block and 1 month ago a tecnician was here and made some recabling, so the shop would get enough performace. That fucking multipler in our house is over 10 years old and around 18 households are connected to it. We all here in this building are paying a lot for it, and now that fucking thing is overused and broken and you're just grabbing our money you shitbags!!! That moment when your game appears on some Formula 1 Hungarian website and your server's network transfer is gone from 10 GB left to 2 GB left in just 2 days In my case I am talking about documentation.
At my study, it was required to write documentation for every project, which is actually quite logical. We were also required to design interfaces. Yes, I am a backender, can only grasp the basics of GIMP and don't care about doing frontend - pages: Phase 2 - 'Writing' the application - Well, writing the application of course. Phase 3 - Application Implementation - Implementation plan, describes what resources will be needed and so on yes, I actually had to write down 'keyboard' a few times, like what the actual motherfucking fuck - pages: Usually pages.
I am still can't grasp why they were surprised that students lost all motivation after realizing they'd have to spend about weeks BEFORE being allowed to write a single line of code! Calculation which takes the worst case scenario aka the most pages possible mostly comes to about pages. Keep in mind that some pages will be screenshots etc as well but a lot are full-text. Yes, I understand that documentation is needed but in the way we had to do it, sorry but that's just not how you motivate students to work for their study!
Three pages, providing enough for the person who had to, to work with it! I really appreciate all your feedbacks on Microsoft Store and via email! I'm working really hard on v2 to release it as soon as possible. Since I'm alone and I have a lot of other commitments university, sleeping, holidays , I would like to release a closed BETA for all users who want to test the new version and send feedbacks, bugs reports. Of course you can resign to be a BETA tester at anytime by contacting me.
Thanks in advance for your help! How hard can this be? Need to update iPhone from 9. Boot iTunes on Windows 10 pc that is at least 10 years old. Completely unresponsive Crash in task manager Launch and is completely unresponsive. Also starts playing unrequested music.. Oh joy.. Fuck this, go to apple. Control panel. Uninstall iTunes. Takes forever, but it works Restart required of fucking course. Run iTunes exe. Restart required. Only 1 eternity later.
Run iTunes, connect iPhone. Actually detects the device. Ya, fuck that. Disable option. Connect phone. Find option to update. Update started. Going nowhere fast. Time for a walk at AM punching the air. Come back. Generic error message: Update failed Phone is stuck installing update. O shit 1x hard reset 2x hard reset Google. Find Apple forum with exact question. Absolutely useless replies. I expected no less Google recovery mode. Get into recovery mode. Fuck it, here we go. Update runs faster this time.
Fails again. Same bullshit error message. Goddammit, fuck. This might actually be bad. Disconnect phone. Fuck that shit. Parents share Apple account Sign in, 2FA required. Fat finger the code. Will not send code. No code present. Try restarting welcome process again.
No dice. Some success. Requires reset of password. Password cannot be the same as old password Goddammit Change password. Welcome process done. Sign in again on same phone after welcome process done in settings. Sign in again on other phone with updated password Update Messenger. Update hangs. Needs more space. Delete shit. Update frozen in App Store Really?? Restart iPhone. Update Messenger. Update complete past 2.
Well that was easy. Apple, fuck you. Over USD for a phone? Are you fucking kidding me? Updating an iPhone from iOS 9. But this is a fucking joke. Fix your shit. Thanks for reading. I find it funny how so many people still do not know that 1 kilobyte is just bytes and not bytes! That's a KibiByte! Everyone is raving about the avatar builder, but it requires 10 rep and I'm new.
We have always been so accommodating. Contact your manager. I am a new joiner. I don't have access. Here is a jira. It is not for me. Wait until tomorrow. Oh and you can escalate if it is too late.. The server is not starting. Could it be due to.. So 10 months ago i moved from Cambridge UK to Guildford UK , due to moving this distance i started working from home and going into the office once a week.
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WTF why u dont give me the cheaper setup which i more like. Had an interview in a MNC company. He: Propose a solution for reading huge logs file like 1 GB and parse errors with today's date. Me: Gave two solution, one with regex and second with buffering the logs reason: reading the entire in same shot will cause cpu spike with huge memory consumption and I fell in love with my second approach.
By the way it was on paper. He: Without seeing the logic Your syntax is wrong. Me: Got frustrated who the hell checks syntax in interview. I asked how may years of experience you have? He: 10 years. Me: I don't wanna continue, and I left. Project Cortana: Day 1 I have seen a lot of people switching to Linux or other services to get away from all the data collections.
It makes a lot of sense as no one would want their data to be sold without their consent. But I am going to do something different. My aim is to integrate with Microsoft apps as much as possible and review the experience. I get them on both desktop and mobile which is nice. Especially the focused inbox really helps to get rid of the clutters.
Also, I can immediately add a mail to the calendar like Inbox by Google which is really helpful. That is extremely useful. So far I am loving it. Also, I tried to make sure that I am not sharing my data with third-party apps as I have turned off "relevant ads" feature. Had a skype interview yesterday The interview questions were pretty easy btw programming Waiting for result now As usual finished the task just an hour before demo meeting.
That hour is for transportation. Obviously I didn't test nor rehearse. As usual, in to 2 mins of demo and greeted by error page. As usual 1 stay the fuck calm 2 this features was already demo-ed and fixed and went fine few weeks ago 3 what the fuck happen now 4 stay the fuck calm, smile.
Reorganized the files and folders for better structure and easier understanding. Thought I corrected every occurrences. Obviously I missed few. Well finally it's done for today and going back to office. After all it went ok. Ok so weird interview process with this company. We are looking for a way to migrate to this new video player that would let us to monetize our videos and generate revenue , once we reach a million users. We have an app with less than 10K users.
We don't know jack shit about video players, or integrating ads with video player, otherwise our we would have done so in our custom player. We probably don't even know how our custom player works, we just bought the code from ebay 4. We want YOU, a fresher to read everything on internet , do magic and make us money. You will need to research and debug by yourself. Me: Actually its very flexible. My current company has been very considerate of the covid situation, and i get ample amount of time to work on something.
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Gustavo too formal, more stupid pls XD. Gustavo sounds like you're sleep deprived. I am sorry iovoid but you will be annoyed. Not REKT? Tyrannosaurus REKT? Grapes of REKT? Ship REKT? REKT marks the spot? Caught REKT handed? Parks and REKT? Star REKT? Tree opened by buildbot chromium. This is actually possible in sloppy mode:. Workaround: there is no need to write such idiotic code.
In strict mode, it throws an exception anyway. Bowserinator: lol now i can't stop lmaoing. Bowserinator: how to make a rustc rust compiler :. Bowserinator: review related rates pls kthx. Bowserinator: halp with calculus related rates pls. Bowserinator: it's fine lol i'll look over my homework. Bowserinator: lol when did you learn related rates. Bowserinator: check if your school starts calc bc in precalc lol.
Bowserinator: you know there's a thing called bionode lol. Download all Sequence Read Archives for arthropoda and extract a fastq for each. ATMunn ur stick is too heavy and crushes you beneath it. Jeffbot, or that thing that you don't know about. Nvidia GeForce Experience installs a node. The file is not called node. Bowserinator: wai does AegisServer2 have noop on. Is there a hacker called peer? Remove the spleen completely. If so, put the spleen back in. It will take you longer, but then his body would be future-proof and dead simple.
He could probably even fix it himself the next time it breaks. Charge the patient for six weeks of work. I see the fuck-up fairy has visited us again I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce. How about never? Is never good for you? I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message I don't work here.
I'm a consultant. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit. I like you. You remind me of me when I was young and stupid. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!? I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial. No, my powers can only be used for good. You sound reasonable Time to up the medication. Who me? I just wander from room to room. Agency: " Sir, we found 3 candidates as per your requirements, now how do you want their placements sir? D: "Put about bricks in a closed room. How everyone uses stackoverflow: 1.
Work on some project 2. Spot a bug 3. Try to solve the bug and fail. Write a question for SO. Post question on SO. Get the answer and some points. How I use stackoverflow: 1. Find a bug 3. Try to fix the bug and fail 4.
Write a question on SO 5. Get scared that I might be downvoted. Spend 45 minutes optimizing the structure of the question. Try additional tests to cover all possible scenarios. Still scared to click post. Scrap everything and restart line by line writing further details of each step in your question. Find the bug myself.
I absolutely HATE "web developers" who call you in to fix their FooBar'd mess, yet can't stop themselves from dictating what you should and shouldn't do, especially when they have no idea what they're doing. So I get called in to a job improving the performance of a Magento site and let's just say I have no love for Magento for a number of reasons because this "developer" enabled Redis and expected everything to be lightning fast.
Maybe he thought "Redis" was the name of a magical sorcerer living in the server. A master conjurer capable of weaving mystical time-altering spells to inexplicably improve the performance. Who knows? This guy claims he spent "months" trying to figure out why the website couldn't load faster than 7 seconds at best, and his employer is demanding a resolution so he stops losing conversions.
I usually try to avoid Magento because of all the headaches that come with it, but I figured "sure, why not? The website was built brand new on Magento 1. I mean, if this were built a few years back, that would be a different story, but building a fresh Magento website in in 1. I asked him why he did that Just Redis Now to say the website was poorly coded was an understatement. This wasn't the worst coding I've seen, but it was far from acceptable. There was no organization whatsoever. Templates and skin assets are being called from across 12 different locations on the server, making tracking down and finding a snippet to fix downright annoying.
But not only that, the home page itself had 83 custom database queries to load the products on the page. He said this was so he could load products from several different categories and custom tables to show on the page. I asked him why he didn't just call a few join queries, and he had no idea what I was talking about.
Almost every image on the website was a. PNG file, x px and lossless. The home page alone was 22MB just from images. There were several other issues, but those 4 should be enough to paint a good picture. We laughed. But we agreed on the price only because of a long relationship and because they have some referrals they got us in the door with. But we told them it would get done on our time, not theirs.
So I copied the website to our server as a test bed and got to work. Time to First Byte went from a staggering 2. Needless to say, we kicked its ass. So I show their developer the changes and he's stunned. He says he'll tell the hosting provider create a new server set up to migrate the optimized site over and cut over to, because taking the live website down for maintenance for even an hour or two in the middle of the night is "unacceptable". So trying to be cool about it, I tell him I'd be happy to configure the server to the exact specifications needed.
He says "we can't do that". I look at him confused. Why don't they have an IT manager overseeing everything? Apparently for them, they're too cheap for that, so they went with a "managed dedicated server", "managed" apparently meaning "you only get to use it like a shared host".
So after countless phone calls arguing with the hosting provider, they agree to make our changes. Then the client's developer starts getting nasty out of nowhere. He says my optimizations are not acceptable because I'm not using Redis cache, and now the client is threatening to walk away without paying us.
So I guess the overall message from this rant is not so much about the situation, but the developer and countless others like him that are clueless, but try to speak from a position of authority. If we as developers don't stop challenging each other in a measuring contest and learn to let go when we need help, we can get a lot more done and prevent losing clients.
Never give me work in the morning. Always wait until and then bring it to me. The challenge of a deadline is refreshing. If it's really a rush job, run in and interrupt me every 10 minutes to inquire how it's going. That helps. Even better, hover behind me, and advise me at every keystroke. Always leave without telling anyone where you're going.
It gives me a chance to be creative when someone asks where you are. If my arms are full of papers, boxes, books, or supplies, don't open the door for me. I need to learn how to function as a paraplegic and opening doors with no arms is good training in case I should ever be injured and lose all use of my limbs.
If you give me more than one job to do, don't tell me which is priority. I am psychic. Do your best to keep me late. I adore this office and really have nowhere to go or anything to do. I have no life beyond work. If a job I do pleases you, keep it a secret. If that gets out, it could mean a promotion. If you don't like my work, tell everyone. I like my name to be popular in conversations.
I was born to be whipped. If you have special instructions for a job, don't write them down. In fact, save them until the job is almost done. No use confusing me with useful information. Never introduce me to the people you're with. I have no right to know anything. In the corporate food chain, I am plankton. When you refer to them later, my shrewd deductions will identify them. Be nice to me only when the job I'm doing for you could really change your life and send you straight to manager's hell.
Tell me all your little problems. No one else has any and it's nice to know someone is less fortunate. I especially like the story about having to pay so many taxes on the bonus check you received for being such a good manager. Give me a mediocre performance rating with a cost of living increase.
I'm not here for the money anyway. He raises the programming team's salary to redo the program from scratch. The Top 20 replies by programmers when their programs do not work: My employer keeps sending booze to our houses. Officially meant for coronaproof zoom social meetings where they play stupid bingo games and quizzes on Friday afternoons.
I really don't know I don't even attend the zoom meetings. All I know is that during breakfast, rum is better mixed into coffee than through cornflakes. Why was this a rant again? Oh right. Can I sue my employer for baiting me into an addiction? If programming languages where weapons C is an M1 Garand standard issue rifle, old but reliable.
Also it shoots tabs instead of blanks. Rust is a 3d printed gun. It may work some day. Also I probably should have used a line tool to draw that. Ruby is a ruby encrusted sword, it is usually only used because of how shiny it is. PHP is a hose, you usually plug one end into a car exhaust, and the other you stick in through a window and then you sit in the car and turn the engine on. Mathematica is a low earth orbit projectile cannon, it could probably do amazing things if only anyone could actually afford one.
Prolog is an AI weapon, you tell it what to do, which it does but then it also builds some terminators to go back in time and kill your mom All credits go to Vicky from damnet. One reason for tons of android permissions in simple apps.
I recently installed an app that asked for like 12 permissions. The app obviously needed 2 of them. No more. I was also right next to the guy that made the app and asked him, wtf?! The answer: "We based out app on some other one that needs all that and even though we use just a couple of it's features we can't be bothered to remove the others from the code.
Or whoever ordered him to do that. Anyone looking for something interesting to do??? Step 1 understand how basic circuitry works on a bread board nothing too fancy. Step 5 write a kernel with very basic features like memory management and process management and some drivers for IO Step 5 write an emulator for some simple systems.!
Step 6 read about compiler theory and automata Step 7 write a basic Python interpreter that compiles not interpreter to native assembly. Step 8 implement TCP stack. Step 11 stop debating over tabs vs spaces , emacs vs vim , angular vs vue, php vs Python , OOps vs procedular vs functional just know about all of them and when to use but don't fucking debate over which one is superior..
Step 12 live happily and be healthy. Day 1: Install Ubuntu Day 2: Dev said "it was so cute when he asked if he could uninstall windows. First commit he did all the work, I just tried keeping up. Have to leave early.
Team event Group VR experience, was wicked fun with drinks afterwards. Turns out boss man is a total bad ass. Swam with sharks and giant Wales Day 4: Fix bug. Notice odd behaviour. Fix that too. All on my own. Code review: "This, that but works and is good. Tell Boss I only know B. He said "Tell me what you need for A and C. Cover computer science books with lighter fluid 2.
Light books on fire 3. Use flames to cook an energy-rich meal for the thousands of hours ahead 4. Pick an IDE 5. Choose a project beyond current capabilities. Good ways to push boundaries: - Unfamiliar domain e. Shut up about your IDE 7. Attempt to build 8. Stop procrastinating on Hacker News 9. Re-attempt to build Repeat 4 to 10 for at least 10 years Results guaranteed! I wasn't looking forward to looking at other jobs to catch up to market value.
The company I work for Has: 1. Outsourcing to India oof 4. No Automated Testing 5. Uses Bugnet ancient, outdated 6. No clearly defined code standards 7. No real documentation on the code 8. Rubbish code 9. No desire to reduce technical debt Poorly maintained DB Poor outdated equipment A useless PM Still priotizes IE support??
On a scale of 1 to 10 how fucked is this company and anything they develop? Me on the train. A fucking 12 year old kid, fanboy of the iPhone X. He calls it "X" the letter. I bet he doesn't even know that it is a He seems like he is amazed by that.
Like wtf? Guess what motherfucker you can use Bluetooth headphones even if you have a dedicated headphone jack. Oh would you please fuck yourself you fucking donkey. Not like those other phones". So can somebody kick this guy or I will do it myself Sry gone full AlexDeLarge here Okay, time to delete my old Skype account 1.
Enter Skype name 2. Reset password 3. Complete email 5. Enter email code 6. You are logged in now, please complete your profile first 7. Enter birth date 8. Add your phone number or second email address 9. Create new outlook mail Got access to profile settings Click on delete profile Stop please first verify your email again Enter code Check all checkboxes that I am really sure to want it deleted Click delete button Fuck hell and that all again for my second account.
Things I wish I could tell my 18 year old self. Choose wisely. If you did, you're the dick in this situation. Okay, we all ranters love pizza, right? One 18 inch pizza has more pizza than two 12 inch pizzas. My current project at work: purchase verification, aka anti-fraud.
It's been two weeks, and my boss is flipping out because it isn't done. A robust anti-fraud solution. And he thought one week was a little much. There are companies whose entire service is helping combat fraud. What makes me laugh through my tears of frustration is that the company that moved into the previous office?
Yep, anti-fraud. Their entire business model is providing anti-fraud services to other businesses. They even tried selling him on it when they moved in. Bossman sales guy turned it around and sold my freaking desk out from under me instead. But like. They're a small company: they had 9 people when they moved in, and were looking to add three more, so a total of 12 people. I totally considered jumping ship, but their stack was too different.
Bossman wants me to replace people and their entire business in a fucking week. What he also wants is the ability to flag users as fraudulent, have sticky verifications so they can't bypass them by backing out, have email checks as well as sms, have deferred verification to allow collecting required info e.
But he shortens this gigantic list to "I want sms verification," despite actually asking for all of the above. All of that. In a goddamn week. And I get chewed out when it isn't done? Fuck off. No outsourcing. People complaining "oh I always have trouble figuring out if the clock goes forwards or backwards in October" Bitch please, I'm dealing with 12 databases, with SQL dates as local timezone timestamps, and an influxDB in UTC.
I'm dealing with a backend server configured in CEST and a middleware layer configured in Pacific time, and a hundred functions which try to keep everything straight because no one dares to migrate it all to UTC at this point. In the whole argument about DST you hear about sleep psychology, electricity bills and farmers.
But what about me, the poor database administrator? What about all these ugly legacy systems, what about all the UX designers trying to fix time input pickers? I spend 2 months a year in agony having nightmares of rips and folds in the flow of time. I recently joined the dark side - an agile consulting company why and how is a long story.
The first client I was assigned to was an international bank. The client wanted a web portal, that was at its core, just a massive web form for their users to perform data entry. My company pitched and won the project even though they didn't have a single developer on their bench. The entire project team including myself was fast tracked through interviews and hired very rapidly so that they could staff the project a fact I found out months later.
I introduce to you, my team Scrum Master. Rote memorised the agile manifesto and scrum textbooks. UX Designer. Zero professional experience in UX. All he has is 10 weeks of UX bootcamp and a massive chip on his shoulder. The client wanted a web form, he designed a monstrosity that included several custom components that just HAD to be put in, because UX. Invents programming puzzles to solve where there are none. The user story asked for a upload file button.
He implemented a queue system that made use of custom metadata to detect file extensions, file size, and other attributes, so that he could determine which file to synchronously upload first. Developer - Bootlicker. He tried to ingratiate himself with the management from day 1.
He also writes code I would fire interns and fail students for. His very first PR corrupted the database. Developer - Millennial fratboy with a business degree. His entire knowledge of programming amounted to a single data structures class he took on Coursera.
Also forget about getting his attention whenever one of the pretty secretaries walked by. He would leap out of his seat and waltz off to flirt. Developer - Brooding loner. His code works. It runs, in exponential time. Simply ignores you when you attempt to ask. Developer - Agile fullstack developer extraordinaire. Insists on doing the absolute minimum required in the user story, because more would be a waste. Every single PR is a hack around existing code.
Sometimes he hacks a hack that was initially hacked by him. No one understands the components he maintains. Developer - Team lead. When asked "how does this work? Assigned as the team lead as he had the most experience on paper. Tries organise technical discussions during which he speaks absolute gibberish that either make no sense, or are complete misunderstandings of how our system actually works.
The last 2 guys are actually highly regarded by my company and are several pay grades above me. The rest were hired because my company was desperate to staff the project. The 4 of us literally carried the project. The codebase is ugly as hell because the others merge in each others crap. But this junk works, and was deployed to production. Today is it actually hailed as a success story. All these 3 guys have quit. Why am I surrounded by morons? Why are these retards paid more than me?
Why are they so proud when all they produce is trash? How on earth are they still hired? And yeah, FML. No one works for more than that, it's not how brains work. Or bodies for that matter, you gotta pee eventually. OK maybe I'm pedantic and shouldn't count breaks But then where lies the threshold? A fifteen minute coffee break?
An hour long lunch break? Could we use scrum storypoints to brag then I once finished 12 points in a day! Lines of code then? Well, the dev who copy pastes Java classes would beat the guy adjusting a dense Python script, without necessarily doing more. No, the only true measure is of course grams of amphetamine per week, and in that metric I win from everyone. I work for a company that develops a variety of software solutions for companies of varying sizes. The company has three people in charge, and small teams that each worked on a certain project.
One of the people from management joined the team working on that. The company that ordered this is coincidentally being run by one of the richest men in Estonia. The platform included both the actual website for customers to use, a logistics system for routing between the merchants, the warehouse, and the customers, as well as a bunch of mobile apps for the couriers, warehouse personnel, etc.
It was built on Node. The deadline for the MVP we read: the management gave them, but we finished it in about 7 months in a team of five. The hours were insane, from 10 AM to 10 PM if lucky. When we weren't lucky which was half of the time, if not more , we had to work until anywhere from 12 PM to 3 AM, sometimes even the whole night. The weekends weren't any better, for the majority of the time we had to put in even more extra hours on the weekends.
We basically just wrote features, tested them by hand, and pushed into the "test" branch which would later get tested and merged into master. He left a few months into the project, and we had to build upon his shit, ever so slightly trying to fix the shit he produced. This could have definitely been avoided if we did code reviews.
A month after launching the MVP for internal testing, the guy working on the logistics system had burned out and left the company he's earning more than twice the salary he got here, happy for him, he is a great coder and an even better team player. This could have been avoided if this project had been planned better, but I can't really blame them, since it was the first project they had at this scale even though they had given longer deadlines for projects way smaller than this.
After we finished and launched the MVP, the second guy from management joined, because he saw we needed extra help. Again I tried to push us into investing the time to write tests for the system because at this point we had created an unstable cluster fuck of a codebase , but again to no avail. The same "no time, just test it manually for now, we'll do that later when we have time" bullshit from management. Now, a few weeks ago, the third guy from management joined.
He saw what a disaster our whole project was. Him joining was simply a blessing from the skies. He started off by writing migrations using sequelize. I talked to him about writing tests and everything, and he actually listened. He told me that I'm gonna be the one writing them, and also talked to the rest of management about it. I was overjoyed.
I could actually hear the bitterness in the voices of the rest of management when they told me how to write the tests, what to test, etc. But I didn't give a flying rat's ass, I was hapi. I was told to start off by writing a smoke test for the whole client flow using Puppeteer. I got even happier, since I was finally able to again learn new things this stopped at about 4 or 5 months into the project.
I'm using jest as the framework and started writing the tests in TypeScript. Later I found a library called jest-extended, but it didn't have type defs, so I decided to write them and, for the first time in my life, contribute to the open source community. Life of an IT guy 1. Born 2. Study 3. Job 4. Shall I share my screen?. Are you able to see my screen? Am I audible? Correct me if I'm wrong 8.
Sorry I was on mute 9. I am sending that email. Did you receive my email? I am on a sick leave. Death Pretty much it! To all young freelancers in low-income countries: I want to share my experience, of 6 years working for a piss-poor country, and 6 years working in freelance, and then emigrating. Here's what you should watch out for, and what to expect: My first salary was barely 1. I lived in a piss-poor country that taught me a lot like why it's piss-poor.
The main thing to note when you're a developer in such a country, is that you're being fucked. Your employer might scream at you and tell you how bad you are, while barely paying you. That is you Gain some confidence with the help of friends and family, and a great effort from yourself, look at what freelance gigs you can find, and ditch anything related to jobs in your country.
I was lazy. You will likely get lazy in freelance too, so be prepared for this. For people in first world countries that will seem laughable, but in my country I was king of the hill, getting paid more than government CEOs that ended up in the news as the "most well paid". That was the top of the pyramid for international indie freelance, as I would later find out. I didn't do stuff that was very difficult. In fact, I felt like my abilities were rotting while I worked there. I had to change something.
So I started looking for better offers. I contacted many companies that were looking for a senior developer, and the interviews went well, and all was fine, except for my salary demands. That's because of my competition - tons of developers in cheap-to-live countries that had the same, or more to offer, for the same rates.
So I moved to Germany. As soon as I was legally able to work, I was hunted down by everybody. I was told that it takes a month to pass the whole hiring process in Germany. My experience demonstrated that days is enough to get a signed contract with "Please start ASAP". There is freelance in Germany as well. And in the US.
And everywhere else. A "special" kind of freelance, where you have to reside locally. The rates that this freelance goes for is much, much higher than international freelance. Some people newbies, or foreigners who don't speak the language well get less, around 60 or so. Smart experienced locals get around or even more. It's all there. Companies want good developers to solve their business problems with IT solutions, and they'll beg you to take their money if you can deliver that.
So code! Accummulate experience! Anyone able to write something more than "Hello World! Do the climb! There's literally room for everybody up there! There is so much to do, that I feel like there will never be too many developers. Thank you for bearing with my long story. I hope it will help you make it shorter and more pleasant for you.
Because he didn't Node how to Express himself 7. In order to understand recursion you must first understand recursion. Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they can't C 9. What do you call 8 hobbits? A hobbyte Why did the developer go broke? Because he used up all his cache He wanted to keep a low profile. An SEO expert walks into a bar, bars, pub, tavern, public house, Irish pub, drinks, beer, alcohol I would tell you a UDP joke, but you might not get it. Two bytes meet. The first byte asks, "Are you ill?
These two strings walk into a bar and sit down. The bartender says, "So what'll it be? Who's there? If you put a million monkeys on a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program. The rest of them will write Perl programs. There's a band called MB. They haven't had any gigs yet. There are only two hard things in computer science: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors. So I just had an interview a couple weeks ago at one of the largest employers of software engineers in the country.
After multiple stages of group interviews it came to the 2 on 1 individual interview with some project leads picture devs using a MacBook with Github stickers - lads. Among the questions they asked me we both had a laugh at 2 of them: Q: Explain how deadlocks work?
A: Hire me and I will explain how they work. Q: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Nothing unusuall, you say, but this teacher was ummm Let's just say special. And then he sat behind his desk, falling silent for the rest of the lesson. We had to look up the software ourselves, and learn to use it.
Or not. And on the third lesson of each cycle, there was grading in place. He walked through the class and if he saw you working with the software, you got a 5 that is A for our western friends , but if you were doing something completely different, you got a 1 that is F. That just ment that you had to open the program and wave the mouse around while he was looking at your screen, and you got a guaranteed 5.
And then the cycle repeated. However, this is not the story about the teacher in general, it's a story about one specific event involving him. Around the beginning of the year calendar one, not school one; that is middle of the school year a programming competition took place. The first stage school competition , was easy; I got 45 points out of 50 I was second-best on the whole school, of all years students from 15 to 20 years of age.
A few weeks later, second stage national competition took place. However, when I got to the registration dosk, things got weird. I patiently waited in line, but when I got to the front, the assistant asked me for year and school. It seemed strange, but I walked over anyhow. Maybe there was enough students from our school so that new line opened for us. ME: I go to first year.
I assumed I don't have to tell the name as the line was only for our school. ME: Ummm, I just came from there, and they told me to come here. What is your name? Umm, yeah, WTF is going on now? Noone replied. From there on, competition went fine, I came in second, got a new phone as a prize, no complaints. However, later on, I realized what was the reason for all that weird behaviour. Our teacher signed us up at And from that moment on, I always signed myself up for all of the competitions; better safe than sorry.
Me everyday: 1- Get excited to start coding 2- Start coding 3- Run code 4- Bug found 5- Start debugging 6- Start feeling frustrating 7- Start questioning myself about career 8- Start hating life 9- Start banging head against the wall Start looking for a different job Oh shit! It was a typo Go back to number 1. Root encounters HR at her new job. So, I left my job a few weeks ago. I was pretty sad about it, so I didn't want to write anything about it. It was a great place to work, with great managers, decent coworkers, and interesting work.
I also had free reign over how I built things, what to improve, etc. I couldn't turn it down, even though I wanted to. So, I left. I'm still genuinely sad about that. I had emotions and everything. I'm welcome back whenever, though they don't want to have remote employees, and I want to move, so. Anyway, I started my new job this week. Rented an office read: professional closet and everything!
It's been veritable mountains of HR paperwork so far. That's all I've done besides some accounts setup. But getting an I9 thing notarized? Apparently I only have three days before I'm legally unemployable by them or something, idk. HR made it sound ridiculously dire and important, and reminded me like five or more times.
I figured it was just some notary service; that takes like 10 minutes, right? So I put it off until my second day so I didn't have to disappear in the middle of my first day. No idea why it's rare, but whatever, I'm not a notary. The HR lady assured me that I didn't need any special documents; I should just go there, present my IDs, and the notary will provide or draft documents for everything else.
Totally doesn't sound right, but fine; I'm not a notary nor will I ever work in HR, so I'm not very knowledgeable about this. So, against my better judgement I decided to just go anyway. I called around and finally found a place that wasn't closed, busy, or refusing, and drove over there.
Notary lady was super slow in every single action. I should mention that it's now 10am, and I have a meeting with the Senior VP of Engineering [a stern, stubborn old goat who enjoys making people feel inadequate] at pm. The notary lady looks like she's an npc updating in slow motion maybe at 0. Eventually, she tells me exactly what I had assumed: if there's no document, she can't notarize said document, and she doesn't have an I9 for the company I'm trying to work for.
So I thank her for proving the flow of time is variable, which she ignores in slow motion, and drive back home. It's now about I message the same HR lady, and the useless wench gawks in surprise and says she's never heard of that ridiculous request before.
It allows you to have multiple, cleanly separated instances of Minecraft each with their own mods, texture packs, saves, etc and helps you manage them and their associated options with a simple and powerful interface. Choose the download for your operating system below, extract the archive to a new folder and run it.
If you're using Linux, remember to make it executable before you try to run it. MultiMC requires Qt5 to be installed on linux. If you don't have it, you may have to install the following packages, depending on distribution:. The development version usually has extra fixes and features incuded, but may not be stable yet. If you use it, stay in touch on our discord server! If you want to build MultiMC yourself, check out the Build guide.
I don't know how to read code that well so. If you can help please. Don't ask about the names. I'm on 1. Mods: [1. Redeem at your nearest Mojangsta: [ HUG ]. Game crashed! Crash report saved to:! The text was updated successfully, but these errors were encountered:. This is most likely fixed by installing the correct graphics driver for your graphic cart or igpu. To be absolutely sure about that i'd need your system specs, anyway, installing the newest driver can only help and should not break anything.
If you do not know what gpu you are using you can go to Device Manager, look at the device listed under Display Adapters, if it is named, search for the vendor name normally Intel, AMD or Nvidia and download the driver from their website, they all have a tool for that. If there is only standing "Unknown Device" right click it, select properties and go to Details tab.
Select Hardware IDs from the Property drop list. RIP my pc doesn't have the requirements to download, but I will save the file for when I get a new beefier pc that can handle it I had to get this computer on a drop of a hat. So yeah thanks for helping though. Even a PC from can download a driver. Did you find out you graphics vendor? Yes an intel, but it won't download and then I tried a different one and it said I didn't have to requirements.
If you are indeed using integrated intel graphics, this is maybe another duplicate of Intels drivers for old iGPU's do not work with newer Java versions. Skip to content.
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